Facebooks' Break up Notifier brings hope..

Have a secret crush on someone? Silently praying to get a chance with that special 'person"? Or simply keeping an eye on a few potential dates. Its never easy to hit the jackpot especially if that 'someone' is already mingling elsewhere. Yes, we've all stood on that staircase waiting for one of them to barge out in rage. But who likes waiting? So to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of stalking someone obsessively, a new application hits the social media website, Facebook. It's called the 'Break up notifier'. it Fundamentally functions by helping you sort out the list of your most 'desirable' mating options and their current relationship status. And the moment someones status changes from 'committed' to 'single' a mail is sent to your in-box notifying you immediately that its finally time to make your move.

"Hi Shirley,
Joe Shmoe has changed his relationship status to “Single” from “In a relationship”. Get on it!

Best,

The Breakup Notifier”

Sounds pretty cool, doesn't it?